The Creative Block
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
it’s not fair that that happens
It makes it sound like the English language had gone out to dinner and had had too much to drink.
You think “that that” is bad?
oh my god
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US
WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW
The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
Art credit: Alice X. Zhang
"go on," i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. "you’re free now."
my last fuck has gone
i have nothing left to give
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework